Light My Candle

Prepare for rant blog. If you are easily offended by some of the shit I say, close tab now.
Warning.
Warning.
Rant blog.
May be offensive. Personally I dont care whether or not you get offended but I dont want you crying to me about it.
Last Warning.
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Lets do this shit.

So when most people enter college they go through what I like to call the slut phase. Now if you are not in college, or just a huge prude, I will go ahead and describe said phase. So slut phase begins usually for most people when they enter college. If they are starting before that, then they have more than a few problems. Anyhoosies. So you enter the college environment which for at least my friends is WAY bigger than our high school environment. So when you get into a new environment not just different in size but also quite a bit cultured and people start paying attention to you the way that they did not in high school, your brain goes, "oh shit now I'm horny. Maybe I'll just have sex with this one guy." Well that one guy turns into the whole, lets say curling team, and WHAMO you my friend have entered the slut phase of your life. Its even worse when you have a boyfriend and you still participate, but in the books that goes under cheating and that is a whole other rant that will probably be dealt with soon. So that is the readers digest of the "Slut phase".
Enter Alex's opinions.
I dont fucking understand it. Why do people think they can just throw their vaginas and penii around to everyone and their crazy closet monkey and think that its okay. Do you not have morals?Do you not want to like be happy in the future? I might just be like super old school but I think that you know, coffee is at least needed. Coffee with some decaf LOVE. Am I the only person that thinks that love should be in there somewhere? Not just mashing nasty bits together because we feel like it? And dont get me started on the phrase, "oh its okay. She/He is in college." THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO WHORE AROUND!!!!!

I'm not really sure if it is because I actually have morals or if it was because I was born with this curse of not being attractive to the opposite sex, or maybe its the fact that I believe in actually using my TRUE personality and self to get a guy instead of my looks, because lets be honest that is all i have, but I just dont think the slut phase should happen. When my partner of forever someday(hopefully) asks me what my number is, I would like it to be relatively low. Obviously not zero because you know, the safari incident, but still. Ugh. I dont even know. I cant even get my thoughts to form straight lines right now to type them all out.

Lessons of this blog:
Dont be a fucking slut.
If you're thirsty, get some damn water people.
Treat your body like the freaking temple that it is.
Find some love. Ya'll need it. Let it hit you in the face. Let it swallow you whole. Be so overcome by love that you wont even know why you ever even thought of taking part in this damn phase. And for you sake I hope it is a phase. Because once you find true love, you'll know true happiness.

peace, love, and stuff.
al.